FAQ

Okay, I'll admit, there aren't that many questions, let alone frequently asked ones, but if you require information from the great and powerful skaght, send him an e-mail.

Important Questions

Q: What's a Psycho Reindeer?

A: When we were dating, my lovely wife gave me an old sawdust-stuffed reindeer toy as a Christmas gift. I liked it so much it became the namesake of my t-shirt company.

Q: Do you know where the restrooms are?

A: Sometimes.

Q: When are you gonna have a baby? (This is frequently asked by my cousin, Michelle... and my friend, Jan... and my friend, Patty)

A: When we're good and ready.

About Our Products

Q: Do you have any of those 'Git 'R Done!' shirts?

A: *blank stare*

Q: What's the T-shirt of the Fortnight?

A: Every two weeks or so, Psycho Reindeer offers a brand new shirt at limited quantities and at a special price of $12. Plus the first one of you suckers to order it gets it absolutely free. What I'm really doing is seeing if you like the shirt. If you order enough of them, I make more, but after the two weeks are up, the price goes up to $17 (some of the older shirts are $14) and we offer a new $12 shirt.

Q: What's the best way to get that free shirt?

A: Sign up for the newsletter and stare at your computer screen every 1st and 15th until the newsletter comes to your inbox. Then hurry over to psychoreindeer.com in a mad frenzy. It's usually snatched up within the first 10 minutes of being posted. If you've won the free shirt, you are not eligible to win again for another long, grueling, torturous 90 day. Sorry.

Q: Why so cheap?

A: I could stick my nose up in the air and charge exorbitant amounts for these hand-printed, limited edition works of art, but really, they're just t-shirts. I don't want anyone thinking twice about ordering a t-shirt. I use super soft 100% cotton Alstyle Apparel shirts that are not as expensive as some of the other designer shirts out there, but they're used by plenty of other screen printers world wide and people seem to be happy with them. I used to use Gildan and Anvil shirts that were a little more "standard fitting" so some of the older shirts may only be available in those brands. I also design and print every Psycho Reindeer t-shirt myself. I'm not paying designers or printers and I can afford to pass the savings onto you. Aren't you lucky?

Q: How do your shirts fit?

A: Why don't you take a gander at our sizing charts?

Ordering

Q: What about refunds or exchanges?

A: If you've ordered the wrong size, or there is something wrong with your t-shirt, we will be happy to exchange it. Send an e-mail to info [at] psychoreindeer.com with "exchange" in the subject line for instructions. Due to limited quantities, if your t-shirt is no longer available you may be issued a refund.

Q: Where can I find coupon codes?

A: Nowhere. I could raise the price of my shirts and make you search the Internets for a coupon code so that you're back paying $17 again, but wouldn't you rather just order a shirt for $17, knowing that I'm giving you the best price that I can? I answer a lot of questions with questions.

Q: Free shipping? Really?

A: Yup. For U.S. residents. All packages are sent via USPS First Class or Parcel Post. You should receive your shirt in about a week.

Q: Do you ship outside of the U.S.

A: Si. Ja. Oui. Kyllä. But unfortunately, it's not free.

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